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Saturday, June 25, 2005

Stop calling me

I've come to the conclusion that I cannot meet a regular guy. They are all either jerks or psychos. And then there's the guy who stalks you.

I met this guy at Pat Mitchell's birthday party a few weeks ago (not the stalker, though I'm sure that's the guy everyone really wants to hear about). He seemed cool. Kind of pulled the "oh you're so beautiful" lines on me, but I was willing to look past the cheesey line usage. Or maybe I just liked the attention. He said that I was a cool girl and gave me his phone number, usually I don't get phone numbers from the guys I meet. I didn't call him, but I thought maybe, for once, I could get to know this guy better and maybe, for once, something good would happen. I told Robin about my interest in him and she says to me, "you know he has a girlfriend, right?"

What? Stop hitting on me if you have a girlfriend!! What the hell??

They've been together off and on since high school, so that's probably like six years or something. I also found out that he's a "sweet talker" and that the whole thing was just an act anyway. He pulled the same thing on Karen!! I mean, I never expect anything from guys, I usually write them off right after I meet them. The one time I let my guard down and actually start having feelings, I'm the one whose been written off.

Jerks man. So, I've given up. That's it.

If your friends can't even set you up with decent guys, what's the point anyway?

12 Comments:

  • At June 25, 2005 8:51 PM, Blogger De Soto said…

    Karen? Kerry? ‘Coulda been Kathleen…

     
  • At June 25, 2005 9:05 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    slash his tires!

     
  • At June 25, 2005 9:27 PM, Blogger Will said…

    lol sorry to hear the sad story Kerry, you know its not all guys, not to sound cheesy but dont give up theres alot more out there, and your way to young to throw in the towel this early...

     
  • At June 25, 2005 10:24 PM, Blogger Kerry said…

    no tire slashing, i'm not that crazy. (cough cough cassie cough cough)

    who is will?

    and de soto, don't be a loser.

     
  • At June 26, 2005 11:47 AM, Anonymous Sara said…

    what cassie said...

     
  • At June 27, 2005 8:08 AM, Blogger Karen Schubert said…

    This guy is a douchebag. Trust me! But he fooled me too so don't feel so bad. There are good guys out there and you will find one. And if you don't... I'll find one for you!

     
  • At June 28, 2005 10:45 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    hey de soto -
    maybe you should stop leaving comments on kerry's blog, get a set of balls, and actually talk to her face-to-face

     
  • At June 29, 2005 9:26 AM, Blogger Dano said…

    yeah de soto, what are you too cool for a one word last name too?

     
  • At June 30, 2005 4:01 AM, Blogger Kerry said…

    man, de soto can't catch a break. this isn't even his blog!!!

     
  • At July 1, 2005 12:29 AM, Blogger De Soto said…

    Let’s say I like to provoke some discourse. Let’s open the floor here.

    But before I do, I’d like to point out the person questioning my balls posts under an anonymous name.

    Anyway, what’s wrong with talking to a couple or three ladies at one place and maybe getting a number or two (or giving it if you’re so inclined)? And what makes you think that giving a phone number entitles you to anything at all—even a returned call?

    And about the girlfriend, what makes a girlfriend a girlfriend? I think I remember reading something about them being on and off. Well, that’s a perpetual inevitable thing. Seize the off times. Siege the on times. Otherwise you’ll be sitting at home on your ass.

    Anyway, I’m done here. I got a few numbers to call.

    Or not.

     
  • At July 1, 2005 1:21 AM, Blogger Kerry said…

    sheesh. the person questioning your balls is my roommate. she thinks it's dumb that you post comments here but don't actually talk to me.

    numbers don't entitle you to anything, i'm just saying i thought maybe. maybe. maybe for once. but anyway i don't care.

    and robin and i got hit on by MARRIED men tonight. MARRIED. for YEARS. what is WRONG with you all? i'm 22, you're 43. it is not going to happen.

     
  • At July 2, 2005 2:55 PM, Blogger De Soto said…

    Unless you're Katie Holmes

     

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