All that glitters
I feel like I use this space to tell people what I've learned, give some important advice and life lessons.
Well, yeah, whatever. But here:
Ladies, don't ever make a joke about a man's jewelry buying skills. Let’s just say I made a BIG mistake and learned that the hard way.
I’m such a snob about that stuff it just gets away from me sometimes. It’s not like material possessions even matter. Hey, you can’t take it with you.
But Villanova is a fun school! Especially since the biggest mall on the East Coast is about ten minutes from it. And one of the greatest people on the East Coast goes to school there! Karen and I went shopping for six hours on Saturday! It was amazing.
I popped her Tiffany cherry, hence how I got into trouble with the jewelry joke. And I managed to get shunned from Louis Vuitton! That was awful. But it was still a super fun day, even though I was about ready to pass out when we got home.
AND I got to go to a party in my sweats. That was amazing too. Karen and I definitely kicked some ass in beer pong. Come to think of it, I haven’t had that much fun in awhile. Like, I never go out anymore because what’s the point?? I always end up in some crowded basement messing up my shoes because of the mixture of beer and dirt on the floor. Bars are cool, but there’s about one down here. Freaking turkey country.
Harrisonburg is actually the poultry capitol of the world. Lots of trucks around here packed to the brim with chickens. Feathers everywhere.
Anyway, if you get the chance to visit Karen, it’s a good time. She rocks my socks.
